The UNIX-HATERS handbook

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The front cover of the UNIX haters handbook, imitating Edvard Munch's famous painting The Scream
An air sickness bag, printed with the phrase “UNIX barf bag”, was inserted into the inside back cover of every copy by the publisher

The book was edited by Simson Garfinkel, Daniel Weise and Steven Strassmann. It was published in 1994 and made available to download for free in 2003.

This book was printed as a trade paperback. Its front cover was designed to be similar to The Scream. An air sickness bag, printed with the phrase “UNIX barf bag”, was inserted into the inside back cover of every copy by the publisher.

Although nowadays the book must be considered to be totally outdated and many of the problems and annoyances which are presented, had been overcome many years ago, I found myself still laughing out loud while reading it. I am sure, many UNIX lovers are still hating it, as they used to hate it back then when it was published, but it is hard not to empathize with the frustrated UNIX users from that time. After all, do not forget that the users were the ones that were really using the operating system in a daily basis. And many of them had a hard time, back then. Don’t miss the point.

Two of the most famous products of Berkeley are LSD and Unix. I don’t think that is a coincidence.


Anonymous user

Comic from Scott Adams, Computer Holy Wars, the UNIX-beard guy

Reading it nowadays, someone with no experience on the UNIX operating system during that era, should be able to gain some understanding on the state and the problems of the available UNIX flavors, back in the 80s, before the rise of Linux (hey, it is GNU Linux pal!) and the revolution of the Open Source community.

Saying that, and looking at the following image representing the UNIX timeline evolution, it is very interesting to note, how the authors in 1994, could not predict the Linux and BSD variants explosive evolution during the next decades.

There is a dedication “To Ken and Dennis, without whom this book would not have been possible.”, referring to Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson , both creators of the UNIX Operating System.

The book contains a foreword by Don Norman but it also contains an “anti-foreword” by Dennis Ritchie, one of the creators of the UNIX operating system.

Here is my metaphor: your book is a pudding stuffed with apposite observations, many well-conceived. Like excrement, it contains enough undigested nuggets of nutrition to sustain life for some. But it is not a tasty pie: it reeks too much of contempt and of envy.


Bon appetit!

Dennis Richie

Although the book contains many technical details, in my opinion, it is yet to be considered nowadays as “fun reading” rather than “technical reading.” I personally found it fun to read in small doses but It was impossible for me to try to read too much at once. No way. Considering all these, if you finally get to read the book, try to enjoy it and don’t miss the point. And what is the point, you might ask me. Well, the answer to this (and also to life, the universe, and everything) is 42.

Anyone else ever intend to type rm *.o and type this by accident: rm *>o ?
Now you’ve got one new empty file called 'o', but plenty of room for it!

-Dave Jones

I liken starting one’s computing career with Unix, say as an undergraduate, to being born in East Africa. It is intolerably hot, your body is covered with lice and flies, you are malnourished and you suffer from numerous curable diseases. But, as far as young East Africans can tell, this is simply the natural condition and they live within it. By the time they find out differently, it is too late. They already think that the writing of shell scripts is a natural act.

Ken Pier, Xerox PARC